Ben: Can you send some string in your next package?
Melissa: Like what kinda string?
Ben: You know just some string.
Melissa: Umm for a kite?
Ben: No just some string to hang up decorations with. I give SGT Hall half of all those decorations you send me, but he said he needs some more string to hang 'em all up.
Melissa: Ah I see this is very important Army business I am tending to by getting plenty of string to Iraq...pronto!
Say no more! The string is on it's way! Or maybe I should use some sort of army code like 'papa's got a brand new bag' or 'the purple duck has flown the coop'!
The army could hire you as the official secret code namer specialist.
ReplyDeleteI didn't say string I said ribbon...and its not to hang up decorations it is to play a joke on the Commander. You obviously only hear what you want to hear...:)
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