Melissa: You should tell your version of our first kiss.
Ben: Why you already prefaced your comments with how mine will be embellished? And by-the-way your story was wrong...it was in your apartment not the lounge.
Melissa: Please tell your version it is so much fun!
Ben: No I don't think so.
Melissa: Don't be mean!
Ben: How is not blogging being mean?
Melissa: PLEASE!
Ben: Fine I will get to it when I have time!
Melissa: Oh good! I love you!
Ben: I love you too!
OUR FIRST KISS
Hello world I am about to share our first kiss with you...I know you cant wait...how exciting you are saying to yourselves. Well if I run for President of the United States you will have material to slander me with...
It all started with a DTR (define the relationship). We had only been actually dating for around two weeks....years in BYU-I standards! I told Melissa that we needed to talk. She ignored me knowing what was coming. It took me two days until I could corral her into a discussion.
I explained that we had only been dating for about two weeks and that I wanted to make sure we took our time and really got to know each other. I was just back from Iraq and so I was still pretty bold. I laid it out for her...No kissing...and that's about all I said.
Little did I know that when I said the "NO" word I sent Melissa into her challenge mode. I will not give out any numbers (I had only ever kissed 1 other girl she had kissed thousands of boys). Her carnivorous side came alive. She was out to kiss my head off!
Not two days later I was at her apartment...Melissa likes to get up close and personal...I looked at her and said "You are trying to get me to kiss you". She gave me a grin that I can only describe as dangerous! I told her right then that we weren't supposed to do that. Her reply was to move in really close and whisper into my ear..."you want to kiss me...you really like me".
What in the world is a guy supposed to do in that situation? I liked her so I couldnt run for the door...not two days prior I had just given her my "No Kissing" policy. I decided to be strong! I would win this game!
I told her that I would not be the first to kiss. She didn't like that! I have to give it to Melissa...she was tough. She held out for a whole 24 hours of telling me how badly I wanted to kiss her and getting really close before she was all over me. Naturally if a girl kisses you...you kiss back.
Well it was over. I was in trouble. All it took was one of Melissa's kisses for my "No Kissing" policy to go out the apartment window (Melissa will debate the location but trust me I know!).
In the end I have to thank the thousands of boys that made Melissa into a carnivorous kisser! She sealed the deal with the first kiss which happened to be her kissing me!
Hilarious story. Interestingly I literally had to tell James that whenever he was ready to kiss me that I would be game for it. In fact, I'm going to add my own story to this blog about it. Who knew that you military men were such slow movers in the kissing department. Us single girls had needs, you know. ;)
ReplyDeleteBen you are lucky Melissa had some good practice!! lol... she sure knew how to snare you!! And you thought you were controlling that game??!?!?! hahaha
ReplyDeleteJudging by the amount of detail in Ben's post compared to Melissa's... I'm going to have to say I think Melissa's is more accurate ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd that Ben would've never made it 25 hours after she said he wanted to kiss her... Melissa you should ahve waited another 4 minutes ;)
OH man you guys! That 24 hours was torture!! I just wanted him to quit stalling and get it over with! I think he was really just intimidated because of all my kissing experience :) Lucky for him I don't mind giving a little instruction on the subject lol!
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