It has been 116 days since I last kissed my husband or held his hand. I feel like I'm going through a Benjamin Brubaker Detox program. Except I don't know what the 12 steps are to living without your husband. Then again maybe I do!
1. Watch Army Wives all 4 seasons.
2. Repeat all 4 seasons in preparation for season 5.
3. Create facebook deployment countdown group to connect with real Army Wives.
4. Find a military man to marry my best friend so we can go through detox together...sorry Cass!
5. See a counselor...yes I did.
6. Zumba!! 3-4 times a week.
7. Make deployment countdown paper chain...ugh! How depressing, why did I do that???
8. Leave the blow dryer out on the counter all year.
9. Start a blog to help me re-new my zest for life!
10. Have an awesome roommate to keep you company...good work Maren!!
11. Let puppies sleep on the bed...hey they snore just like he did...it works kinda like a nicotine patch if you think about it.
12. Call Tami.
Yup I think that just about covers it. I might have to make this into a brochure and start my own 12 step Ben Brubaker detox program.
Only 6 more months and 24 days to go.
I eat deployments for breakfast....GRRRRRR!!!!! :)

Oh Melissa!! You are good at this! I really enjoy your reading your blog just to get a good laugh each day! Usually what happens most people have a relaps on their detox program. Just think in 6 months and 24 days with one "kiss" you will be addicted again!! :)
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