So we were watching spooky Vampire Diaries when we heard a loud noise outside! The dogs went crazy barking and ran to the window where the noise had come from.
...and then Maren frantically yelled the words that will live in infamy for the rest of my life:
"Melissa, get your gun!"
Hahahaha!!!!
That line immediately went straight to my ego. I had a vision of myself walking outside guns blazing from my hip. Tackling the perp to the ground while saying some witty line involving a pun. Ha! Take that you treachorous fiend! Thought you could get away with knocking on our window did you? Silly perpetrator. If you were a deployment I'd punch you in the face until you couldn't talk anymore.
Yikes I've been too long without my husband! The glamour girl in me has almost disappeared completely! Maybe she'll come back if I shave my legs.
As it turned out there was no treachorous fiend, just Uncle Sam who had fallen from his resting place on the window sill. I wouldn't mind punching him in the face though :)
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